toilet tip of the day, revisited (VAL)

Some of you may remember my previous encounter with a fancy hotel toilet (if not, read here). Well, I recently revisited the same washroom, and am happy to report that after spending a good 5 minutes with my legs crossed, trying not to pee my pants while I studied the very detailed instructions (luckily in English and with accompanying visuals, airplane-manual style) on the back of the toilet lid, I successfully operated the bidet-flush-combo-thing without completely soaking myself. Of course I took so long in the bathroom that Matt wondered if I had fallen in, but at least this time it didn't look like I had fallen in.